I always think these things are so boring and laugh-worthy. Like who actually wants to know that my name is Sam and I'm currently 22, going to school to study accounting? Or that I live in Massachusetts? Or that I have such a range in interests that it's difficult for even myself to pinpoint what I like and don't? I mean, shit, that's fucking hard. I can try to list a few.

Achievement Hunter
Harry Potter
The Beatles
Wrestling
Anime
And Handsome Men

I write fanfiction and read them too. I have a dislike for slash - of course just a personal opinion, if you like it good for you - but I can tolerate it okay. I might even reblog some things I think are cute or witty.

My fanfiction: Fanfiction

 

icouldnotbelucy:

I am loving Kofi’s hoodie and that all three are matching color-wise with grey. Grey needs more appreciation.

icouldnotbelucy:

I am loving Kofi’s hoodie and that all three are matching color-wise with grey. Grey needs more appreciation.

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jesusknoxville:

why is nash grier crying did his parents cut his trust fund off

raytatay:

tyleroakley:

6 seconds is not enough.

here

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emzspadge:

Every time I see the first gif I think of the second one so just had to make this lol!

themaskednegro asked
Student who gets highest A on test gets championship belt. Must defend title at every test. Student that got second highest gets a Money in the Bank briefcase they can cash in to make a Pop Quiz happen between them and championship holder for the title. Champ at the end of the month gets a giftcard or some shit.

quackenbuschlight:

quackenbuschlight:

THE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE CAN BE, LIKE, A BONUS DROP-GRADE AN EXTRA 100 TEST GRADE SOMETHING. Something other than a gift card because— as much as kids like free junk— they like classroom rewards even better.

THIS COULD LEGIT WORK BECAUSE COMPETITION BREEDS BETTER AND HARDER WORK IN THE CLASSROOM. AND KIDS LOVE TO TRY AND ONE-UP EACH OTHER.

I’m thinking now that maybe I should change up the “stipulation” for becoming champ each test. That way, the same egg-headed kid winning each time. Highest score, best long-answer response, most improved test score. Announce the stipulation a few days before the test so they can “prep” for it. Also change up the champ prize each time, too. Bonus points, extra drop-grade, extra 100 test grade, free excuse for a tardy, free homework pass, et cetera.

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

deanshairline:

r0llinsbabes:

ridinginthecarwithroman:

bournelitas:

Turns out Dean was actually chillin in the crowd the whole time with some shades on. He seems to have gotten a big head with terrorizing Seth tho, no?

Anyone know how to get those things? I want one

deanshairline
had one of them

FUCK

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!